Grammar Quotes and Jokes

Below are some of my favorite quotes and jokes about grammar. Who knew grammar could be so entertaining? Feel free to add to this list by leaving a comment. I will update this post regularly. Make sure you come back often! For quotes about writing, please visit this post. Grammar Quotes “The past is always tense, the future perfect.” ~ Zadie Smith “A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one.” ~ Baltasar Gracián “If you can spell "Nietzsche" without Google, you deserve a cookie.” ~ Lauren Leto “This is the sort of bloody nonsense up with which I will not put.” (regarding the rule against ending a sentence with a preposition) ~ Winston Churchill “I love you. You are the object of my affection and the object of my...

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